birthday

I am too childish for my age. I wear inappropriate clothes for my age. I am not mature enough for that age. I have still no children at that age. I am too tired for my age. I am too adventurous for my age. I am wearing too long hair for my age. I am wearing too much makeup for my age. I have a too young girlfriend for my age.

The only thing that is true is, that my nose still is a knob.