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I am ambidextrous. I can write with both hands, draw with both hands, but do work with a kitchen knife with my right hand, my archery is with left at bow – right holds arrow, I pet with my left, I paint with my left, I’m holding hands with my left, I wear men’s jeans because the button is placed better and I bind my tie with the left, but I close doors with my right and hug with both. I’m ambidextrous. I kiss while holding a face with both. I kiss a belly button while holding the waist with both, I bite a neck while touching breasts with both, I clean windows with two sponges in two hands, I turn nuts and bolt simultaneously, I apply mascara to the left eye with my right and vice versa, but I cannot for the life of me hit the correct keys on a keyboard.